Sagittarius and Capricorn
Taurus and Virgo
Libra and Leo
Scorpio and Aquarius
Pisces and Gemini
Cancer and Aries
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Your Zodiac Sign’s Kind Of Love:
Aries: a I’m gonna do everything I can to make you feel appreciated kind of love
Taurus: a checking up on how youre day is going kind of love
Gemini: a your the first person i thought about telling this kind of love
Cancer: a wipe your tears it’ll be okay kind of love
Leo: a I love you before we say goodbye always kind of love
Virgo: a you have my back i got your back kind of love
Libra: a we’re not going to sleep until we’re okay again kind of love
Scorpio: i need to kiss you before you leave kind of love
Sagittarius: a eyes light up when we look at each other kind of love
Capricorn: a let me give you a massage to relax you kind of love
Aquarius: a i thought about you and got you this kind of love
Pisces: a i wanna make you laugh till your belly aches kind of love
Signs When Nervous:
Aries: fidgets leg
Taurus: plays with hair
Gemini: bites lips
Cancer: forgets how to walk or doesn’t know what to do with hands.
Leo: walks around.
Virgo: plays with nails
Libra: tries to pretend they are doing something.
Scorpio: looks around a lot
Sagittarius: laughs loudly
Capricorn: doodles something on their arm or hands
Aquarius: tries to stay still and quiet
Pisces: physically there, mentally somewhere else.
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth,
a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No you’re thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.
No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
No, you’re thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.
No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
The Signs as Walking Contradictions
Aries- Aggressive but passive
Taurus- Reasonable but uncompromising
Gemini- Honest but deceitful
Cancer- Trusting but suspicious
Leo- Brave but scared
Virgo- Focused but scatterbrained
Libra- Intelligent but dumb
Scorpio- Sexual but conservative
Sagittarius- Perfectionistic but sloppy
Capricorn- Hardworking but lazy
Aquarius- Imaginative but jaded
Pisces- Reliable but flaky
The Signs As Curse Words/Phrases
Aries: fucking hell
Taurus: ah shit
Gemini: asshole
Cancer: god-fucking-damn it
Leo: asstastic
Virgo: oh crap
Libra: damn it
Scorpio: fuck it all
Sagittarius: go to hell
Capricorn: fuck you buddy
Aquarius: jesus fucking christ
Pisces: oh gosh darn it